Zuhl3156

krane

GTXJackBauer

OMG, are you kidding me?!! Maybe he really needs them half the size. 

lempo

Porpoise Hork
I can sympathize with this.

nateman_doo
Forgot to post this hear.  Old joke.

Scenario    1:
      Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking
      lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
      1959    - Vice Principal    comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his
      car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
      2010    - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
      and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
      students and teachers.


      Scenario    2:
      Johnny and    Mark get into a fist fight after school.
      1959    - Crowd gathers..  Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
      buddies.
      2010    - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and
      Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though
      Johnny started it.


      Scenario    3:
      Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
      1959    - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling
      by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt
      class    again.
      2010    - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is
      then tested for ADD.


      Scenario    4:
      Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping
      with his    belt.
      1959    - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college
      and becomes a successful    businessman.
      2010    - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to
      foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's
      sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.
      Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.


      Scenario    5:
      Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
      1959 - Mark shares his aspirin with a school buddy that has a headache also.
      2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug
      violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.


      Scenario    6:
      Pedro fails high school English.
      1959 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
      2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
      nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation
      is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system
      and Pedro's English teacher.  English is then banned from core curriculum.
      Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living
      because he cannot speak English.


      Scenario    7:
      Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them
      in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant    bed.
      1959    - Ants die.
      2010    - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is
      charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all
      siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.
      Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly
      again.


      Scenario    8:
      Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found
      crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
      1959    - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
      2010    - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
      faces 3 years in State Prison.  Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

GTXJackBauer