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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 18:16:02 (permalink)
So true!!!

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 18:21:36 (permalink)
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Keep it clean, guys.  Especially, the language.


now you have another thread to watch Sheriff ;)

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 22:25:13 (permalink)
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Keep it clean, guys.  Especially, the language.


what was wrong with my gamer commandments pic?
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 23:16:44 (permalink)
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what about,

The Way It's Meant To Be Played?


I use that a lot.

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 23:20:32 (permalink)
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nordicjedi

Keep it clean, guys.  Especially, the language.


now you have another thread to watch Sheriff ;)

Haven't you realized yet that I just follow you around?  It makes keeping track of problem threads that much easier.  

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 23:21:45 (permalink)
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nordicjedi

Keep it clean, guys.  Especially, the language.


what was wrong with my gamer commandments pic?



Read through the list again; there was swearing.

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/13 02:42:18 (permalink)
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nordicjedi

Keep it clean, guys.  Especially, the language.


now you have another thread to watch Sheriff ;)

Haven't you realized yet that I just follow you around?  It makes keeping track of problem threads that much easier.  


i know that Sheriff and i appreciate it ;)

you should pay me!

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/13 04:21:50 (permalink)
When someone asks you your favorite color:
"My favorite color is blue, no wait...YELLOW!" (try to guess what game thats from).

and thanks to the new COD MW2, whenever somone says lets go somewhere, when you start to go you have to say "we're oscar mike"
(because infinity ward thought it would be coool to say oscar mike a million times).



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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/13 06:44:21 (permalink)
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When someone asks you your favorite color:
"My favorite color is blue, no wait...YELLOW!" (try to guess what game thats from).

and thanks to the new COD MW2, whenever somone says lets go somewhere, when you start to go you have to say "we're oscar mike"
(because infinity ward thought it would be coool to say oscar mike a million times).



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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/13 09:22:20 (permalink)
Ever since COD 4.. I've always said "Tango Down". Thanks Captain Price.

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/13 12:19:09 (permalink)
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When someone asks you your favorite color:
"My favorite color is blue, no wait...YELLOW!" (try to guess what game thats from).


and thanks to the new COD MW2, whenever somone says lets go somewhere, when you start to go you have to say "we're oscar mike"
(because infinity ward thought it would be coool to say oscar mike a million times).


thats from monty python and the holy grail. during the questions three.

my fav joke is when my friends and i play shooters and the main char has a large number of weapons to select. we all make jokes about where they are kept.
 let me tell you its not a portable hole.

another thing thats fun to do is when i am playing dungons and dragons picking up the halfling and yelling "MEAT SHIELD" is fun
post edited by jureth - 2010/02/13 12:24:07
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/13 12:35:45 (permalink)
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kidcrumb

When someone asks you your favorite color:
"My favorite color is blue, no wait...YELLOW!" (try to guess what game thats from).


and thanks to the new COD MW2, whenever somone says lets go somewhere, when you start to go you have to say "we're oscar mike"
(because infinity ward thought it would be coool to say oscar mike a million times).


thats from monty python and the holy grail. during the questions three.

my fav joke is when my friends and i play shooters and the main char has a large number of weapons to select. we all make jokes about where they are kept.
let me tell you its not a portable hole.

another thing thats fun to do is when i am playing dungons and dragons picking up the halfling and yelling "MEAT SHIELD" is fun


actually thats not where i got it from. try again. XD
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/13 12:39:56 (permalink)
never knew that should of not told me so that people can keep guessing :P
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 04:57:30 (permalink)
If you cant beat them report them. :P


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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 05:03:02 (permalink)
I never liked to exercise...until I started to think of is as "Leveling Up"...


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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 05:44:07 (permalink)
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 05:51:51 (permalink)
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kidcrumb

When someone asks you your favorite color:
"My favorite color is blue, no wait...YELLOW!" (try to guess what game thats from).


and thanks to the new COD MW2, whenever somone says lets go somewhere, when you start to go you have to say "we're oscar mike"
(because infinity ward thought it would be coool to say oscar mike a million times).


thats from monty python and the holy grail. during the questions three.

my fav joke is when my friends and i play shooters and the main char has a large number of weapons to select. we all make jokes about where they are kept.
let me tell you its not a portable hole.

another thing thats fun to do is when i am playing dungons and dragons picking up the halfling and yelling "MEAT SHIELD" is fun


actually thats not where i got it from. try again. XD



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWS8Mg-JWSg


Yeah, it is from Monty Python.  I just preformed 10 minutes of grueling google-fu trying to find a game that stole the line, and there is none.

Anyways, whenever I'm playing videogames with people (or even playing board games) I use the announcer lines from Unreal Tournament.... After putting 3 sets of 3 hotels on the Monopoly board.. "DOMINATING!"   Or killing a few friends in Call of Duty "God Like!"

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 05:54:56 (permalink)
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Next time I'm playing football with the mates, I'm going to just forget the play and rush out yelling: LEERRRROOOOYYY JENNNKINNNNS!!!!


That was classic fail, and I don't know ANYTHING about WOW, and I still laughed.


Halo_003

Ever since COD 4.. I've always said "Tango Down". Thanks Captain Price.


heh...  I would say that during Team Fortress 2, but too many tangos go down at once on occasion. 
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 06:24:12 (permalink)
I think next time I go on a trip I will say this one....

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 07:13:20 (permalink)
See my Bachelor thread: http://forums.evga.com/tm.aspx?m=180919

Guess you would have had to play dragon age to find it funny
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 08:19:01 (permalink)
kidcrumb you talking about the random encounter you get in fallout 2? or fallou1 it's been a while since I've played em don't remember which one had it.

Standing at the vending machine "I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime." Non of my friends get it.
post edited by Nomak02 - 2010/02/16 08:50:12

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 08:50:27 (permalink)
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 12:09:05 (permalink)
PEW PEW PEW *In 10 year old squeaky voice*

Every gamer should know that one.

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 12:15:09 (permalink)
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I think next time I go on a trip I will say this one....
 



Yeah!  Gettin' a little Metal Gear in here!  Haha, the NES port was fail.




I love this one... used to have this game for Sega Genesis.



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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 13:16:18 (permalink)
You guys are missing one of the greatest classics.

"All your base are belong to us!"

Edit, I missed that gif...bah. Still best vidoe game be maked ever.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 13:29:15 (permalink)
Haha, got to it before you! 


I was paintballing with a few of my friends... I snuck up behind one of them, tapped him on the shoulder, and said "You have no chance to survive make your time."



I thought it was freaking epic.

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 13:50:41 (permalink)
^ Awesome. That get my nomination for WIN of the year.

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 14:04:08 (permalink)
slayer_27

You guys are missing one of the greatest classics.

"All your base are belong to us!"

Edit, I missed that gif...bah. Still best vidoe game be maked ever.


On page one someone mentioned "all your chips are belong to me" or something along those lines.


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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 14:06:53 (permalink)
How about PWNed and n00b? All kinds of people use these and I doubt most of them know it's origins. lol at people making reference to something they don't understand.

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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/16 14:22:03 (permalink)
My T-Shirt.




Ive been told that I need to get help, to "not shoot them" when I decide to snap lol. When I was in school I was sent to ISS for having a bad shirt, told to turn in inside out, etc..


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