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2010/02/12 00:25:30 (permalink)
I think it would be interesting to see what pops up here. but the title says it all.
 
Jokes that only people who play to many video games would understand.
 
I will start with something that should be eazy enough for anybody...


 
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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 00:48:42 (permalink)
    lol dam straight. 
    How about....?  I need to go to the doctors, I only have 34% health left, less than 10% better go to the hospital.
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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 01:23:37 (permalink)
    *Removed*

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    post edited by nordicjedi - 2010/02/12 17:23:45
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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 02:49:35 (permalink)
    I think everyone has heard this before, but just to reiterate:
    What kind of pants does Mario wear?
    Denim denim denim.

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 04:51:46 (permalink)
    On a birthday party and someone says "when are we eating the cake?"
    and the other person would reply, "the cake is a lie"

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 04:57:56 (permalink)
    kidcrumb

    On a birthday party and someone says "when are we eating the cake?"
    and the other person would reply, "the cake is a lie"



    I've tried to use "the cake is a lie" joke in various social setting. Nobody has ever gotten it, which is a shame, because it's incredibly funny. 

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 05:16:22 (permalink)
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    kidcrumb

    On a birthday party and someone says "when are we eating the cake?"
    and the other person would reply, "the cake is a lie"



    I've tried to use "the cake is a lie" joke in various social setting. Nobody has ever gotten it, which is a shame, because it's incredibly funny. 


    I have totally used this with all of my friends. They all get it because I had to explain it to all of them one day. xD

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 06:06:12 (permalink)
    *Removed*

    Not so much a joke, but still funny as hell


    Edit by Jedi:  Removed for language.  Next video like that earns a warning.
    post edited by nordicjedi - 2010/02/12 17:20:25

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 06:41:14 (permalink)
    At a party one time, eating some snacks i said.. All your chips are belong to me!  one person got it, busted up laughing shooting food out his nose, in front of about 10 people.

    Was hillarious.


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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 07:08:40 (permalink)

    There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 07:10:12 (permalink)
    too much ET will make you say odd things, like  "complete the objective" when playing sports with friends, or "help, medic!" when you get injured..lol..

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 07:22:52 (permalink)
    Simple phrases only gammers apperciate:

    "Noob Tube" - Call of Duty series
    "The Flood" - HALO series
    "health pack" - First aid kit
    "Modders" - People who Cheat in a game
    "The Mute Button" - Because theres always a 10year old boy who thinks hes a man, man....
    "RROD" - When you play your Xbox 360 to hard for to long...


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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 07:37:37 (permalink)
    ZachA

    Simple phrases only gammers apperciate:

    "Noob Tube" - Call of Duty series
    "The Flood" - HALO series
    "health pack" - First aid kit
    "Modders" - People who Cheat in a game
    "The Mute Button" - Because theres always a 10year old boy who thinks hes a man, man....
    "RROD" - When you play your Xbox 360 to hard for to long...



    The mute button is going to break on me any day now. I rarely had to deal with squeaky voiced annoying kids that couldn't shut up to save their life in the PC games I played. But on my Xbox.... OMFG! 

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 07:46:24 (permalink)
    RiChess

    The mute button is going to break on me any day now. I rarely had to deal with squeaky voiced annoying kids that couldn't shut up to save their life in the PC games I played. But on my Xbox.... OMFG! 

    Tell me about it, that is when I asked the host if Friendly Fire is on.. or when I am hosting, I just make a excuse to reset the game and activate this feature to shoot them and shut them up for good,....and it works
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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 08:22:29 (permalink)
    dont get the mario joke,
    dont get the cake joke...


    totally laughed at the 10 joke!


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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 08:51:44 (permalink)
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    dont get the cake joke...



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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 08:53:37 (permalink)
    Its a joke on the old Mario background sound; dunna-dunna-dunna becomes denim-denim-denim.
    The cake joke is from Portal.  The evil computer offers you cake and therapy if you can complete the course.

    Most people look at me strange when I do the Unreal announcer's "xxxxx-KILL!!!", but someone in the crowd usually gets it.

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 08:54:00 (permalink)
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    dont get the cake joke...



    You need to play Portal!  Lol



    Don't fall for this, THE PORTAL IS A LIE! And trust me, you do not want to kill the cutsie cube!

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 09:48:06 (permalink)
    "enemy nurse spotted"


    "enemy wheelbarrow spotted"

    of course the "everyone knows you run faster with a knife"


    and from N64 days  "bond advantage" 

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 10:30:02 (permalink)
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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 10:45:46 (permalink)
    No matter what game we're playing, befoer we start my brother and I will say "Let's dew dis!" like the SAS guy from CoD or "Take no prisoners commrade!" like the OpFor.


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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 11:43:37 (permalink)
    Mine has been shouting " Crap (or other obscenity), I DON"T WANNA DIE!!!!!" From Combat Arms
     
    I was playing darts at work one day and I said "GODLIKE!" and then in the same announcer like voice, I blabbed "UNSTOPPABLE"
    everyone just called me a computer nerd as usual and kept playing.

    I am still waiting to use the cake one.


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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 12:55:34 (permalink)

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    I've tried to use "the cake is a lie" joke in various social setting. Nobody has ever gotten it, which is a shame, because it's incredibly funny. 

    Cake is a lie got old about 1 month after that game released since EVERYONE in my school was repeating it.

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 13:37:37 (permalink)
    Orici


    There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't


    lol hilarious.

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 13:44:45 (permalink)
    If something suprising happens, I sometimes yell "WILD xxxxx APPEARED!"

    And if I get hurt then "IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!"

    Lame, I know...
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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 14:17:17 (permalink)
    Nahte27

    If something suprising happens, I sometimes yell "WILD xxxxx APPEARED!"

    And if I get hurt then "IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!"

    Lame, I know...



    don't worry, i do the same thing
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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 16:35:45 (permalink)
    what about,

    The Way It's Meant To Be Played?

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 16:51:26 (permalink)
    Next time I'm playing football with the mates, I'm going to just forget the play and rush out yelling: LEERRRROOOOYYY JENNNKINNNNS!!!!

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 17:10:07 (permalink)
     

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    Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand. 2010/02/12 17:22:56 (permalink)
    Keep it clean, guys.  Especially, the language.

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