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I think it would be interesting to see what pops up here. but the title says it all. Jokes that only people who play to many video games would understand. I will start with something that should be eazy enough for anybody... 
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 00:48:42
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lol dam straight. How about....? I need to go to the doctors, I only have 34% health left, less than 10% better go to the hospital.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 01:23:37
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*Removed* Edit by Jedi: Removed for language.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 02:49:35
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I think everyone has heard this before, but just to reiterate:
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Denim denim denim.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 04:51:46
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On a birthday party and someone says "when are we eating the cake?"
and the other person would reply, "the cake is a lie"
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 04:57:56
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On a birthday party and someone says "when are we eating the cake?"
and the other person would reply, "the cake is a lie"
I've tried to use "the cake is a lie" joke in various social setting. Nobody has ever gotten it, which is a shame, because it's incredibly funny. 
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 05:16:22
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On a birthday party and someone says "when are we eating the cake?"
and the other person would reply, "the cake is a lie"
I've tried to use "the cake is a lie" joke in various social setting. Nobody has ever gotten it, which is a shame, because it's incredibly funny.
I have totally used this with all of my friends. They all get it because I had to explain it to all of them one day. xD
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 06:06:12
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*Removed* Not so much a joke, but still funny as hell Edit by Jedi: Removed for language. Next video like that earns a warning.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 06:41:14
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At a party one time, eating some snacks i said.. All your chips are belong to me! one person got it, busted up laughing shooting food out his nose, in front of about 10 people.
Was hillarious.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 07:10:12
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too much ET will make you say odd things, like "complete the objective" when playing sports with friends, or "help, medic!" when you get injured..lol..
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 07:22:52
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Simple phrases only gammers apperciate:
"Noob Tube" - Call of Duty series
"The Flood" - HALO series
"health pack" - First aid kit
"Modders" - People who Cheat in a game
"The Mute Button" - Because theres always a 10year old boy who thinks hes a man, man....
"RROD" - When you play your Xbox 360 to hard for to long...
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 07:37:37
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Simple phrases only gammers apperciate:
"Noob Tube" - Call of Duty series
"The Flood" - HALO series
"health pack" - First aid kit
"Modders" - People who Cheat in a game
"The Mute Button" - Because theres always a 10year old boy who thinks hes a man, man....
"RROD" - When you play your Xbox 360 to hard for to long...
The mute button is going to break on me any day now. I rarely had to deal with squeaky voiced annoying kids that couldn't shut up to save their life in the PC games I played. But on my Xbox.... OMFG! 
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 07:46:24
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The mute button is going to break on me any day now. I rarely had to deal with squeaky voiced annoying kids that couldn't shut up to save their life in the PC games I played. But on my Xbox.... OMFG!
Tell me about it, that is when I asked the host if Friendly Fire is on..  or when I am hosting, I just make a excuse to reset the game and activate this feature to shoot them and shut them up for good ,....and it works 
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 08:22:29
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dont get the mario joke, dont get the cake joke...  totally laughed at the 10 joke!
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 08:51:44
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dont get the cake joke...
You need to play Portal! Lol
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 08:53:37
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Its a joke on the old Mario background sound; dunna-dunna-dunna becomes denim-denim-denim.
The cake joke is from Portal. The evil computer offers you cake and therapy if you can complete the course.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 08:54:00
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dont get the cake joke...
You need to play Portal! Lol
Don't fall for this, THE PORTAL IS A LIE! And trust me, you do not want to kill the cutsie cube!
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 09:48:06
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"enemy nurse spotted"
"enemy wheelbarrow spotted"
of course the "everyone knows you run faster with a knife"
and from N64 days "bond advantage"
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 10:30:02
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 10:45:46
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No matter what game we're playing, befoer we start my brother and I will say "Let's dew dis!" like the SAS guy from CoD or "Take no prisoners commrade!" like the OpFor.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 11:43:37
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Mine has been shouting " Crap (or other obscenity), I DON"T WANNA DIE!!!!!" From Combat Arms I was playing darts at work one day and I said "GODLIKE!" and then in the same announcer like voice, I blabbed "UNSTOPPABLE" everyone just called me a computer nerd as usual and kept playing.  I am still waiting to use the cake one.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 12:55:34
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I've tried to use "the cake is a lie" joke in various social setting. Nobody has ever gotten it, which is a shame, because it's incredibly funny.
Cake is a lie got old about 1 month after that game released since EVERYONE in my school was repeating it. Orici
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 13:37:37
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't
lol hilarious.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 13:44:45
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If something suprising happens, I sometimes yell "WILD xxxxx APPEARED!"
And if I get hurt then "IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!"
Lame, I know...
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 14:17:17
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If something suprising happens, I sometimes yell "WILD xxxxx APPEARED!"
And if I get hurt then "IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!"
Lame, I know...
don't worry, i do the same thing
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 16:51:26
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Next time I'm playing football with the mates, I'm going to just forget the play and rush out yelling: LEERRRROOOOYYY JENNNKINNNNS!!!!
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
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Re:Jokes that only a gamer would understand.
2010/02/12 17:22:56
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Keep it clean, guys. Especially, the language.
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