Dannyr4
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:22:57
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The pope is protected better than the president
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:23:48
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Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:24:35
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John Adams was the first president to live in the White House.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:25:50
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Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? He’s all right now.
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Dannyr4
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:26:18
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George Washington’s teeth and hair were considered high fashion at the time
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CliftonSM
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:26:42
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Go to bed! Chernobyl, the Exxon Valdez Oil Spill, and the Challenger explosion have all been attributed to a lack of sleep.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:27:51
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I make apocalypse puns like there’s no tomorrow.
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CliftonSM
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:28:44
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The average person living in Sweden eats about 22 pounds of chocolate a year.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:29:53
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A cartoonist was found dead. Details are sketchy.
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CliftonSM
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:30:44
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While the Wright Brothers are famous as a pair, they actually only flew together once. They promised their father they’d always fly separately.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:31:07
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California has one of the Strictest smog laws in the country and remains the one of the highest polluters
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:31:55
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I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it faster. It just got more sluggish.
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CliftonSM
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:32:53
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Montana has three times as many cows as it does people.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:33:59
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Life as a professional yo-yoer has its ups and downs.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:34:55
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Parts of the Great Wall of China were made with sticky rice.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:36:04
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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
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CliftonSM
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:36:56
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Ninety percent of the world’s population lives above the equator.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:38:56
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Finland has more saunas than cars.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:39:44
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I failed my Braille class. It’s a touchy subject.
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CliftonSM
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:40:56
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Sixty percent of the World’s lakes (three million total) are located in Canada.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:41:50
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I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me.
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CliftonSM
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:42:56
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:45:06
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The height of the Eiffel Tour can vary up to six inches, depending on the temperature.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:45:29
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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:47:06
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Spend too much on drinks when you eat out? A small town in Italy actually has a fountain that serves free wine.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:49:44
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Pilots and their co-pilots are required to eat different meals before flights so that they don’t both end up with food poisoning.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:50:09
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My leaf blower doesn’t work, it just sucks.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:51:46
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Roughly 600 Parisians work at the Eiffel Tower each day.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:53:49
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When visiting Key West, you’re actually closer to Havana than you are to Miami.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:55:24
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
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