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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 09:43:18 (permalink)
Santa Claus’s elves are subordinate clauses.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 09:45:43 (permalink)
What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.
 
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 09:47:51 (permalink)
I’m designing a reversible jacket. I’m excited to see how it turns out.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 09:55:20 (permalink)
A man went to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 09:56:28 (permalink)
need 4 more post to contact a moderator
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:01:57 (permalink)
To the guy who invented Zero, thanks for nothing!
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:04:16 (permalink)
There’s a new type of broom out. It’s sweeping the nation.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:07:31 (permalink)
I tried to draw a circle, but it was pointless.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:08:56 (permalink)
hello? is it me you looking for?
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:11:37 (permalink)
when the impostor is not sus 
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:13:42 (permalink)
I tried to sit in the corner of my circle tower but I couldn't find a point
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:17:31 (permalink)
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:20:40 (permalink)
noregrets
need 4 more post to contact a moderator
 
 
Why you want to ruin the fun?
 
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Ironmatt
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:26:27 (permalink)
hi
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:26:54 (permalink)
There’s a fine line between numerator and denominator.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:29:11 (permalink)
Velcro… what a rip-off.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:32:09 (permalink)
I gave away my dead batteries, no charge.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:36:20 (permalink)
One-fifth of people are just too tense.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 10:54:04 (permalink)
After the birth of your child, your role in life will become apparent.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 11:11:31 (permalink)
A backwards poet writes inverse.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 11:50:58 (permalink)
Polar bear fur is actually clear, and their skin is black.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 11:53:07 (permalink)
Baby flamingos are born grey, not pink.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 11:53:58 (permalink)
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 11:55:07 (permalink)
 A woodpecker’s tongue actually wraps all the way around its brain, protecting it from damage when it’s hammering into a tree.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 11:56:52 (permalink)
My cat has 6 toes
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 11:57:08 (permalink)
A shrimp’s heart is located in its head.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 11:58:56 (permalink)
What does it look like tho
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 11:59:08 (permalink)
Elephants suck on their trunks for comfort.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:01:09 (permalink)
 Anteaters have no teeth.
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Dannyr4
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:01:10 (permalink)
Doge coin to da moon
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