rsantana101
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:43:22
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Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:43:43
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Seahorses mate for life and can often be seen holding each other’s tales.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:45:44
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A group of porcupines is called a prickle.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:46:55
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What’s the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:47:47
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Andrew Jackson’s parrot had to be removed from his funeral because it wouldn’t stop swearing. Polly wants her mouth washed out.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:49:47
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Sloths can hold their breaths for up to 40 minutes.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:51:47
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Henry VIII knighted all four of his “Grooms of Stool” — the people in charge of wiping his butt for him.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:54:26
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:55:05
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Jeannette Rankin was elected to Congress four years before women could even vote.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:56:03
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Ducks, why is it always Ducks???
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:56:49
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:57:05
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Women couldn’t apply for credit at a bank until 1974.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 12:59:05
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Before the invention of modern false teeth, dentures were commonly made from the teeth of dead soldiers.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:01:05
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In ancient Egypt, servants were smeared with honey so flies would flock to them instead of the pharaoh.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:03:11
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It was once considered sacrilegious to use a fork.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:05:15
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Abe Lincoln was a champion wrestler. He was also a licensed bartender. Maybe they should call him an “Abe of all trades.”
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:06:14
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My kid swallowed some coins, the doctor told me to just wait. No change yet.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:07:17
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George Washington owned a whiskey distillery.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:10:49
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My friend’s bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:11:36
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More than two percent of the American population was killed during the Civil War.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:12:50
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You should wear glasses while doing math. It improves division.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:13:36
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Joseph Stalin used to have people removed from photos after they died or were removed from office.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:13:59
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:14:51
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I’m glad I learned sign language. It’s really handy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:15:37
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Since 1945, all British tanks have been equipped with the necessary items for making tea.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:17:21
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Bad gardeners are rough around the hedges.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:19:40
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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:20:31
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Pope Gregory IV once declared war on cats because he believed Satan used black cats. His declaration lead to the mass extermination of cats.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:21:43
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This girl thought she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’ve never met herbivore.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 13:22:33
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That lack of cats led to a rat infestation which led to the spread of the plague.
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