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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:01:52 (permalink)
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:03:09 (permalink)
Nine-banded armadillos always have quadruplets, and they’re always identical.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:03:18 (permalink)
Why did the duck go to rehab ?
It was a Quack Addict
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:07:34 (permalink)
Wombat poop is cube-shaped.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:09:32 (permalink)
My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…
 
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:09:58 (permalink)
 A flock of flamingos is called a flamboyance.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:11:24 (permalink)
Whales are more dangerous than sharks
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:11:58 (permalink)
Hippos and horses are actually distant relatives.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:13:57 (permalink)
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:13:58 (permalink)
All clownfish are born male.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:15:59 (permalink)
In the UK, The Queen legally owns all unmarked swans.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:16:10 (permalink)
What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween? Baaad to the bone.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:19:02 (permalink)
To keep from drifting apart, sea otters hold hands while they sleep.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:21:08 (permalink)
Goats have accents.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:21:45 (permalink)
"Patience is the best remedy for every trouble." - Plautus


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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:25:08 (permalink)
Dolphins give names to each other.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:27:01 (permalink)
Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
 
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:27:08 (permalink)
 Gorillas can catch human colds — you’re probably still safe to go to the zoo with the sniffles, though.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:29:08 (permalink)
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
 
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:29:08 (permalink)
Forget bald eagles. The turkey was once almost named the national bird.
 
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:31:15 (permalink)
What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:31:17 (permalink)
A group of owls is called a parliament.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:33:36 (permalink)
There are 32 muscles in a cat’s ear.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:34:01 (permalink)
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
 
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:35:37 (permalink)
 Snails can regenerate their eyes.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:36:21 (permalink)
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
 
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:37:38 (permalink)
Want to know if your pet turtle is a boy or girl? Listen closely! Female turtles hiss and male turtles grunt.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:39:40 (permalink)
A starfish can turn its stomach inside out.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:41:40 (permalink)
 French Poodles are actually from Germany.
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Re:most random thread ever 2021/06/10 12:42:42 (permalink)
Jimmy Hoffas whereabouts remains unknown
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