There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting.

“Jay” was slang for “foolish person.” So when a pedestrian ignored street signs, he was a “jaywalker.”
 

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

buoyancy is a theoretical concept

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Researchers at UC Santa Barbara, intending to show how statistics can be used misleadingly, received statistically significant results when scanning a salmon with fMRI to show that its brain responded differently to photos of different social situations. The salmon was dead.
 

turtles have six lives

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.

The ocean isn’t blue it’s just the sky reflecting

silver whales are in fact yellow

The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

It takes 50 gallons of water to produce one egg.

There are more French restaurants in New York City than in Paris.

Life is a beach