The T-rex's closest living relative is the chicken.

The American Sign Language for “pasteurized milk” is the sign for “milk” while moving your hand past your eyes.

A Colorado judge named Paul Sacco sentenced violators who were brought to court for blasting loud music to an hour of listening to Barry Manilow at high volume.

Some cats are actually allergic to humans.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

High heels were originally worn by men.

If you point your car keys to your head, it increases the remote’s signal range.

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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.

Only a quarter of the Sahara Desert is sandy.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong admit it; whenever you're right shut up.
 

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

The Central Railroad of New Jersey Terminal, also known as Communipaw Terminal and Jersey City Terminal, was the Central Railroad of New Jersey's waterfront passenger terminal in Jersey City, New Jersey. It was also serviced by CNJ-operated Reading Railroad trains, the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, and the Lehigh Valley Railroad during various periods in its 78 years of operation.

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.