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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:52:32
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flat bread pizza isn't pizza
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:53:39
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It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:55:00
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Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:55:55
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It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:58:02
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Selfies now cause more deaths than shark attacks.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:59:02
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A single tree will move 70 gallons of water per day from the ground into the atmosphere.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:00:35
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The most leaves ever found on a clover is 56.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:01:47
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A jellyfish and a cucumber are each 95% water.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:02:06
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Earth remains hollow; empty on the inside. I hear... its voice.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:02:45
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There are more Lego mini-figures than there are people on Earth.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:03:30
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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:03:56
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If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:05:20
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Humans cannot walk in a straight line without a visual point. When blindfolded, we will gradually walk in a circle.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:07:51
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TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:10:35
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:13:43
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A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:14:58
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Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:16:08
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Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:18:08
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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:20:08
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:20:11
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Cows give more milk when they listen to music.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:22:08
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:26:05
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Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:31:11
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Jellyfish are considered biologically immortal. They don't age and will never die unless they are killed.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:33:40
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Misers aren’t fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:35:52
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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:38:18
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Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:41:08
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Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:41:16
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes–and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 23:43:15
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The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
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