Neffigy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:43:52
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Newborn elephants suck their trunks for comfort.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:45:01
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The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:45:57
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Rainbows were called "bows of promise" in Victorian English
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:46:39
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Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.
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Neffigy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:47:18
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Double Stuf Oreos are only 1.86 times as "stuf’ed" as classic Oreos.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:47:22
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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:49:29
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The average American produces 4.5 pounds of trash per day.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:49:40
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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Neffigy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:50:01
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Female bats give birth while hanging upside down, catching the baby in their wings as it drops.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:51:49
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At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:51:50
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Ravens know when someone is spying on them.
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Neffigy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:52:25
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TWA Flight 541 was hijacked in 1978 by the daughter of a woman who was killed while hijacking a helicopter to free a federal prisoner, who was in prison for hijacking a TWA flight in 1972.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:53:01
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It didn't take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:53:49
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:53:59
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There is a McDonald’s in every continent except Antarctica
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Neffigy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:55:59
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Microsoft tried to monopolize the early web browser market by making it difficult to install other web browsers and slowing down Windows if Internet Explorer was uninstalled.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:56:03
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Dogs are closely related to wolves
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:56:41
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Even though Froot Loops are different colors, they all have exactly the same flavor.
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Neffigy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 21:58:41
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The name 'orchid' is derived from the Greek word for 'testicle.'
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Brutalvoid
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:01:00
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The television was invented only two years after the invention of sliced bread.
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Neffigy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:01:07
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North Korea still owes Sweden €300 million for 1000 stolen Volvos 40 years ago.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:03:47
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the infinity sign consists of two o's
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:03:56
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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Neffigy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:04:09
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The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:04:25
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:06:20
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If at first you don't succeed . . . so much for skydiving.
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Neffigy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:06:45
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Karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:09:12
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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Neffigy
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:09:24
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The average cumulus cloud weighs roughly 1.1 million pounds.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 22:09:45
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In Morse Code -.- means k.
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