Yes they can be like kids
 

 
     

XrayMan

 
    

I don't get it

 

• · When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• · When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

   

• · A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• · A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

   

• · A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
• · The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

   

• · A woman has the last word in any argument.
• · Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

   

• · A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• · A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

   

• · A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• · A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

   

• · A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• · A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

   

• · A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• · A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

   

• · Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• · Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

   

• · Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• · A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

   
 

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. 
 
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE 
BEEP STOPPED. 

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. 
 
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. 
 
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' 
 
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. 

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. 
 
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. 
 
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID ..... WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ..... I'M GETTING A 
FAX!!

 
           

XrayMan

  
                                                                 ROFL!       

 
            

 
Holy Wow...Is there even a worse way of breaking up with someone than that?

 
                  

 
              

 
              

lol

Thanks to RainStryke and this thread..