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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2018/02/04 16:12:43
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Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really, really good at it.
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2018/02/04 16:15:11
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We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".
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2018/02/04 16:16:21
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Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can"t see him.”
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2018/02/04 16:20:40
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"Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"
"So you can all be really sad when I die."
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2018/02/04 16:22:07
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Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
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2018/02/04 16:24:24
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A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2018/02/04 16:26:35
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The love of your life.
Liar! Chocolate can’t speak!
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2018/02/04 16:29:54
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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
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2018/02/04 16:32:32
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I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.
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2018/02/04 16:33:34
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Man: Hi, do you want to dance?
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Woman: Yeah, sure!
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Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!
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2018/02/04 16:34:49
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Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”
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2018/02/04 16:36:20
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Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.
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2018/02/04 16:38:34
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I really can’t stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me. Do they really have to rub it in that they’ve got more cash than I do?
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2018/02/04 16:39:49
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Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"
Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."
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2018/02/04 16:42:22
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I heard some pretty juicy rumor about butter. But I decided not to spread it.
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2018/02/04 16:43:53
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What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
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A necktarine.
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2018/02/04 16:45:40
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What does a blanket say when it falls off the bed?
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Oh sheet!
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2018/02/04 16:46:48
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To hunt somebody down.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
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2018/02/04 16:50:16
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What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?
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Spring time.
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2018/02/04 16:52:01
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Teacher to Paul: “Wake up, Paul! You can’t sleep in class!”
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Paul to teacher: “I could if you weren't so loud.”
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2018/02/04 16:53:14
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Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!”
Student: “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”
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2018/02/04 16:57:04
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A child comes home dripping wet.
Mother: What on earth were you doing?!
Kid: We were playing dog with my friends and I was the tree.
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2018/02/04 16:58:27
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
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A: It wanted to go to the mooovies.
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2018/02/04 22:03:29
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2018/02/05 13:02:44
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2018/02/06 10:37:29
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