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Bb123evga
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:07:09 (permalink)
I make really good chicken fajitas.if I could make them for you guys I would
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:07:11 (permalink)
Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:08:08 (permalink)
my mouse is made of aircraft aluminum so it can fly
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:08:16 (permalink)
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:09:21 (permalink)
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:10:44 (permalink)
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:12:40 (permalink)
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:13:49 (permalink)
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:14:29 (permalink)
One thing is for sure... ain’t nothing gonna stop taco Tuesday.
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:15:23 (permalink)
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth to the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:15:27 (permalink)
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if all my keyboard switches were made of metal. 
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:16:27 (permalink)
Does a two-humped camel store more water, travel further than a one-humped camel?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:17:40 (permalink)
is my hand too cold if 75 centigrade
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:17:48 (permalink)
Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:19:08 (permalink)
What do batteries run on?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:20:33 (permalink)
What are imitation rhinestones?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:21:34 (permalink)
Do penguins have knees?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:23:47 (permalink)
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit, if there was an emergency surely you would not stay standing there?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:24:15 (permalink)
can my dog eat 5 pineapple cakes
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:24:58 (permalink)
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:26:32 (permalink)
How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:27:51 (permalink)
Having the flu sucks.
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:28:31 (permalink)
I like pineapple cakes and my dog does too
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:29:19 (permalink)
Why is the show called Unsolved Mysteries? If they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:30:38 (permalink)
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:33:09 (permalink)
How do you get off a nonstop flight?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:34:09 (permalink)
Having the flu may suck, but being able to post all day makes up for it.
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:36:11 (permalink)
Do pilots take crash-courses?
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:38:42 (permalink)
I am very sick rn my guy
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Re: most random thread ever 2018/02/10 10:46:14 (permalink)
Diamonds are a girls best friend
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