heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:28:58
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If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:30:21
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Re:most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:31:02
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He was born with a gift. Son you were born with a special power, now grow to be purple and despise me forever! Psh, nothin’ personnel kid. Coldsteel. The hedgeheg. He was the best there was and he was ready to prove it. Wow Coldsteel, you’re the strongest fighter in the entire Sonic Fighting Academy. I’m putting in a recommendation that you be enlisted in the Sonic Military. Psh, nothin’ personnel kid. It would turn out to be his undoing. In this final battel, I, Shadow the Hedgehog, will turn you towards the darkness and make you like Nine Inch Nails the band and Jnco Jeans. Psh. Nothin’ personnel kid. Which would spell the end for Sonic. Woooaaahhh!! Ahuuuuuh, nothin’ personal kid! Coldsteel. The Hedgeheg. Rated E for Everyone except for Kevin Robinson from school.
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:31:11
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:33:01
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What do chickens think we taste like?
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Re:most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:33:50
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According to all known laws of aviation, there should be no way for a bee to fly.
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:34:10
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How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
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Re:most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:35:03
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Translate it from english to chinese and back 10 times
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:36:01
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What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:38:03
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Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it's coming on?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:39:30
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Why do they make cars go so fast it's illegal?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:41:19
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Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:42:56
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In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:44:25
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If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:45:26
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Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state: Caution - May Cause Drowsiness?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:47:45
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If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:49:01
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When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:50:31
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Why are both of SpongeBob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:52:14
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What happened to Old Zealand?
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:53:23
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If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up" comedy?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:55:25
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Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:55:28
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The randomness of randomed is random
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:56:53
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that is one thicc necc you got there my sir
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:56:53
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:58:36
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How can a product be new and improved? If it's new, what was it improving on?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 09:59:44
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What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 10:01:32
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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 10:02:42
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ride him like a book cowboy, reading is the best thing
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 10:02:46
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Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
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heavylead
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/10 10:05:20
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Can you read a picture book?
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