if I poop while running, would i run faster?

Aren't we technically upside down to the opposite side of the world?  

What if the earth is actually flat?

Why are jeans called a "pair" if they are only one item? 

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

100% pure babies, what else?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
“I think i’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
“Hi, my name’s Bob. I’m an alcoholic”?

Do fish get thirsty?

Octopus are super smart animals 

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, ‘If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.’. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- ’Don’t ever smoke. Please don’t put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?