RegretfulGAMMER
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 05:17:33
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Many languages have the same roots.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 05:17:38
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hamood backward is hamood.
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RegretfulGAMMER
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 05:20:06
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A cat version of the corgi exists: the munchkin cat.
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krishbott
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 05:21:02
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 05:23:45
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in a century, our technology would look stupid
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:18:34
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:22:53
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I met my wife on a dating site. We just clicked.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:25:17
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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:25:37
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Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:28:31
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What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:31:08
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:34:31
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Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:37:53
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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:40:04
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My roommates suspect I’m stealing their kitchen utensils. But that’s a whisk i’m willing to take.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:42:10
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I’m going to try velcro instead of shoe laces. Why knot?
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:44:15
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I decided to get rid of my spine. It was holding me back.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:54:08
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Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 07:56:51
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Knowing how to pick locks has opened a lot of doors for me.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 08:03:58
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No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 08:06:30
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Pico de gallo means beak of the rooster. Fun fact.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 08:20:17
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Architects are good at coming up with concrete plans.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 08:24:05
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I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 08:38:48
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 09:06:04
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Who designed King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 09:23:06
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What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws? He was given two consecutive sentences.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 09:28:43
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I recently took a pole and found out 100% of campers were angry when their tent collapsed.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 09:31:01
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What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 09:33:47
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I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang. Eventually it came back to me.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 09:36:02
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A friend said he didn’t understand cloning. I told him that makes two of us.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/10 09:38:17
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I had a pun about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
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