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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:17:08
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:24:08
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According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? That means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:25:31
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Movie trailers were originally shown after the movie, which is why they were called “trailers”.
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:26:58
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:27:34
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Eagles can hunt down a young deer and fly away with it.
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:29:26
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God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:29:36
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do the chickens have large talons?
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:29:36
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We can't measure the speed of light
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:32:07
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We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:35:02
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:40:27
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:41:03
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Tennis players can be fined up to $20,000 for swearing while playing at Wimbledon.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:43:40
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Pizza slices are not triangles
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:43:41
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Only 5% of the ocean has been explored.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:45:47
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A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:48:12
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America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.
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misterbisco
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:48:17
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Most people fart around 14 to 23 times a day!
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misterbisco
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:50:47
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There is a species of spider called the Hobo Spider.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:50:57
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"actually, they're double A batteries" - plato
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:51:12
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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graygeorge
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:52:04
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Americans use an estimated 88 gallons of water per person per day, which is about 50 gallons more than the amount of water used daily by Europeans
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:53:26
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:54:20
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Are you gonna love it or list it?
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misterbisco
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:54:39
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A lion’s roar can be heard from 5 miles away.
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:56:24
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If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.
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Brutalvoid
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:56:36
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No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.
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misterbisco
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:58:49
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Saint Lucia is the only country in the world named after a woman.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:58:51
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Brutalvoid
No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.
but what about all the "and"?
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Brutalvoid
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:59:46
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That's why it ends at 999
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 20:59:49
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
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