ijosegomez
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:29:46
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I think Newegg is going to begin doing shuffles with meat since it’s the next shortage.
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:30:12
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:32:18
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Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:35:35
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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misterbisco
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:36:26
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Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:38:14
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The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.
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jschu995
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:39:46
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:40:14
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
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Ssk018
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:42:47
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Sunday comes after Saturday
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misterbisco
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:44:26
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Snakes are able to predict earthquakes.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:46:30
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Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:47:30
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Nothing comes before Saturday
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:49:45
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Too many people walk their dogs on hot pavement without thinking of the poor dog's feet.
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:50:50
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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vman954
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:55:34
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:56:52
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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ijosegomez
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 18:59:52
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I know right? Slow and steady. I wonder how many new subscribers they have posting now just to reach elite status?
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:00:19
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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Ssk018
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:07:04
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:09:12
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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:12:23
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Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:12:58
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misterbisco
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:13:11
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Crows often hold grudges against specific people.
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Ssk018
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:14:13
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BebopFloyd
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:15:07
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Ssk018
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:17:56
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XIIKymoIIX
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:18:19
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
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vman954
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:18:45
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if the sun is hot why is space cold?
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Ssk018
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Re: most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:20:15
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Sand is made up of silicone
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misterbisco
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/01 19:35:17
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The oldest “your mom” joke was discovered on a 3,500-year-old Babylonian tablet.
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