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A woman brought a very limp duck into a
veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the
table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles,
has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied
the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I
mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left
the room. He returned a few minutes later with
a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked
on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put
his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet
with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it
out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on
its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled
out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as
I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys
and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. $150!" she
cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my
word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the
Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
 
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A man suffered a sudden serious heart attack, and had immediate
lifesaving open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to
find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was
going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a weak voice, "No
health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied. "No money in
the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you with the
cost?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became
agitated, and said loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns
Are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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WD i have a plan but i need your help.
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WD i have a plan but i need your help.
Pure win!
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SBB flirting with another woman. I'm going to tell your wife what you have been doing. Here's the video to prove it. It's not his actual mate. He lied! ;)
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It was real, congrats SBB!  
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^Love the video Xray!
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Hmmm ... Thank you for reminding me I'm now at the top of the curve and no matter which way I turn it will be downhill? burning_kittins
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Got to watch all three......they made my day.
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Hmmm ... Thank you for reminding me I'm now at the top of the curve and no matter which way I turn it will be downhill?
burning_kittins
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lol I really like that one, it just makes me lol every time I see it 
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JoeZipp, it would be overkill to respond to each and every joke you post. Just know I really appreciate them and more often than not they make me laugh out loud!
Thanks...this one's for you. A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith." The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the Rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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Why can't all Dominos pizza delivery girls look like this?  
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XrayMan
Why can't all Dominos pizza delivery girls look like this?
look 16?
Asian women usually look younger than they really are! ;)
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