I think I have found Heaven.

burning_kittins

D:

Crud, it's not clear enough to read the message.  I find other people's bluescreens funny, but only because I, too, suffer endlessly with them.

seabigbear

thank god I bought a german chocolate cake tonight, otherwise I'd be licking my screen right now.

lol

didnt murph get the message? What can go wrong WILL go wrong

Cyanide and happiness FTW!

 

 
Alright, hands on the wall SBB and your little partner in crime. Got any weapons on you? You both have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of law.
 
    

This just in from a friend: 

  I just got off the phone with a friend living in upper state New York, near the Canadian border.   She said that since early morning the snow has been waist high and is still falling.  The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.  She says her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.  She says if it gets much worse, she may have to let him in.

A friend of mine just came back from Nantucket, he was there on a business trip. He told me how he got there in the morning and went to the hotel restaurant for lunch. His waiter asked him if he'd like some New England Clam Chowder because their's is considered the best. My friend told him no. He had lunch and went off to his meeting. He came back to the restaurant for dinner and the same waiter asked him if he'd like to have the New England Clam Chowder, insisting that he try it. My friend again told the waiter no. Later my friend went to his room, room 221, to sleep. Later in the night the man in room 321 called the front desk complaining of stomach distress. The staff immediately called for a doctor. The doctor happened to be at a bar and was 3 sheet to the wind when he came to the hotel. The staff gave the doctor the master key and he went up to room 221 and quickly gave the sleeping man inside an enema. My friend told me it was a nice hotel, but when they ask you if you'd like to have the clam chowder, just take it or else they will shove it up your a$$ while you sleep.