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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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LMFAO this thread is making me lose sleep 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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Those are all very funny guys!!! Here ya go!!! 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.. THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him He'd never been to church in his life.
after Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"
Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."
 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/10/09 17:22:52
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^^^^^ lolz that is a big slap in the face on the installer lolz
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/10/09 17:25:30
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 It's called a Cookie sheet not a rack, HAHA!
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WIN!!!!! 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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(JoeZ, you started this...)
Grandma and Grandpa were watching an evangelist/faith healer on television one night. The TV dude said "to prove what faith can do, I want you to place one hand on a body part that ails you, and the other on the television screen. Your faith will heal you!"
Grandma placed a hand over her ulcers, and the other on the TV. Grandpa immediately put his hand on his crotch.
Grandma looked at him and said, "for heaven's sake, grandpa, the man said he would heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
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lawl, well vampires are undead poor them they are haz to payz 200$
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2010/10/10 00:10:14
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What's that cat doing? LOL! 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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hahahha guys keep going let post up bunch of pics this stuff keeps getting better
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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post edited by gamer_1 - 2010/10/11 15:26:38
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/10/10 18:59:19
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post edited by seabigbear - 2010/10/10 19:00:22
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/10/11 15:29:27
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I fail to understand the point in this, but whatever it is, it sure is funny!  
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