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Re:Is EVGA Bringing out new card on Halloween???? 2009/10/31 05:25:26 (permalink)
I had to lol at thee new card

Its just a GTX 295 CO-OP with a G92 GPU where another GT 200b should be (now i realise why its a GTX 275 paired with the GT 250, since  GTX 295 with only 1 GPU is a GTX 275, they could ahve worked a little harder to diguise that fact).

This is what i picture at the nvidia factory

Nvidia Guy "crap we are running low on GPU's for the GTX 295's but we have tonnes of PCB's and coolers already manufactured to produce them"

Other nvidia Guy "that is a pickle, what  do we have ample supply of?

Nvidia Guy "G92 GPU's?"

Other Nvidia guy "hmm not sure we could get away with rebranding those yet again"

Nvidia Guy "What are we going to do?"

Agent Tiny "eh hmmmm"

other Nvidia Guy "Yes can we help you"

Agent Tiny "No but i think i can help you"

Nvidia Guy "really that would be awesome"

Agent Tiny "Sure get me some of those spare GTX 295 CO-OP parts, a GT 200b GPU and get me one of those G92's"

Nvidia Guy "Yes Boss"

Nvidia Guy runs gets the stuff for Agent Tiny

Nvidia Guy "Here you go, this is gonna be soooo awesome if you manage to pull this off"

Agent Tiny "Indeed this will be Awesome"

lots of hammering, banging and liberal use of sticky-tape as usual by Agent Tiny, using whatever he can find close at hand.

few minutes later

Agent Tiny "Wall-ah!"

Nvidia Guy "what is it?"

Agent Tiny "Well its a rendering GPU with a smaller inferior GPU taped on for PhysX on a single PCB"

Nvidia Guy "Awesome"

Other Nvidia Guy "How in the hell will be manage to market such a thing?

Agent Tiny "didnt Batman Arckham Asylum just come out"

Nvidia Guy "yes"

other Nvidia Guy "ah yes i see, genius"

All 3 men cheer loudly "hoorah" then jump up and High-5 each other.

Nvidia Guy "your the best Agent Tiny"

Classic.
post edited by Moltenlava - 2009/10/31 05:33:30

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Re:Is EVGA Bringing out new card on Halloween???? 2009/10/31 11:54:24 (permalink)
Hmm heh knew it ;)
Anyways 1280Megs of ram, let's see 896MB 448Bit GDDR3 for the GT200b GPU + 384MB 192Bit or 384Bit Bit GDDR3 for the G92b GPU?
Ah well I'm Obi-Wan kenobi from SLI Zone I was the guy that hit the news about this new rumor heh.


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Re:Is EVGA Bringing out new card on Halloween???? 2009/11/04 18:10:03 (permalink)
Yes, the G92 has 384MB of memory.


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