Change is what you can count on, but what you can't count on is what is changing

cities are crazy, like what are we doing? 
 

Cats n boots n Cat's n boots n Cats n boots.  It's music
 

rude sir!  Very rude indeed!
 

Family bliss is kinda like skydiving...you kinda hope you will ...wait what? 
 

People with high IQs tend to appreciate dark humor more.

The earliest known @ sign features in a 14th century Bulgarian translation of a Greek chronicle. It is used instead of an a, but historians aren't sure why.

The term "Dumpster"actually comes from the name of the company who designed and patented the first large, movable trash bin.

Sylvester Stallone considers his 1992 movie'Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot' as "maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system."

This is especially ironic considering how many horrible movies he's been in.

Despite spending half his career in the saddle, actor Clint Eastwood is allergic to horses.

Well that must have sucked for him.

A dozen camels were disqualified in 2018 from a Saudi beauty pageant for receiving Botox injections to make them more attractive.
 
There is a joke in the fact that they have these for camels but not women, but I'm seriously resisting making it.  

The word ‘swansong', a final act or gesture before death or retirement, arose from an ancient belief that swans are mute all their lives but sing a beautiful, mournful song just before they die.

Region lock china

After Korean soccer player Ahn Jung-hwan scored the goal to eliminate Italy from the 2002 World Cup, his contract was cancelled by the Italian club he played at for ‘ruining Italian soccer.'

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com.couchbase.client.java.error.DocumentDoesNotExistException
	at com.couchbase.client.java.CouchbaseAsyncBucket$22.call(CouchbaseAsyncBucket.java:684)
	at com.couchbase.client.java.CouchbaseAsyncBucket$22.call(CouchbaseAsyncBucket.java:671)
	at rx.internal.operators.OperatorMap$1.onNext(OperatorMap.java:54)
	at rx.observers.Subscribers$5.onNext(Subscribers.java:229)
	at rx.subjects.SubjectSubscriptionManager$SubjectObserver.onNext(SubjectSubscriptionManager.java:223)
	at rx.subjects.AsyncSubject.onCompleted(AsyncSubject.java:100)
	at com.couchbase.client.core.endpoint.AbstractGenericHandler.completeResponse(AbstractGenericHandler.java:348)
	at com.couchbase.client.core.endpoint.AbstractGenericHandler.access$000(AbstractGenericHandler.java:71)
	at com.couchbase.client.core.endpoint.AbstractGenericHandler$1.call(AbstractGenericHandler.java:366)
	at rx.internal.schedulers.ScheduledAction.run(ScheduledAction.java:55)
	at java.util.concurrent.Executors$RunnableAdapter.call(Executors.java:511)
	at java.util.concurrent.FutureTask.run(FutureTask.java:266)
	at java.util.concurrent.ScheduledThreadPoolExecutor$ScheduledFutureTask.access$201(ScheduledThreadPoolExecutor.java:180)
	at java.util.concurrent.ScheduledThreadPoolExecutor$ScheduledFutureTask.run(ScheduledThreadPoolExecutor.java:293)
	at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor.runWorker(ThreadPoolExecutor.java:1142)
	at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor$Worker.run(ThreadPoolExecutor.java:617)
	at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:745)
Caused by: rx.exceptions.OnErrorThrowable$OnNextValue: OnError while emitting onNext value: com.couchbase.client.core.message.kv.RemoveResponse.class
	at rx.exceptions.OnErrorThrowable.addValueAsLastCause(OnErrorThrowable.java:109)
	at rx.exceptions.Exceptions.throwOrReport(Exceptions.java:189)
	at rx.internal.operators.OperatorMap$1.onNext(OperatorMap.java:56)
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