Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:29:35
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It would only take one hour to drive to space.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:30:18
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A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:30:51
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Many feet bones don't harden until you're an adult.
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tishobg
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:30:55
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Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people's thinking.
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Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:31:36
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A cornflake in the shape of Illinois sold on eBay for $1,350.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:32:26
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I got fired from the bank. A man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over.
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tishobg
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:33:14
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If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
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Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:33:40
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The amount of copper on the Arizona capitol building roof is equivalent to nearly 5 million pennies.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:34:50
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Why did the lizard say he named his baby “Tiny?” Because he’s my newt.
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Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:36:03
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A cloud can weigh more than a million pounds.
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tishobg
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:36:10
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If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough.
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:36:39
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some really good convo happening in here gentlemen
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Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:38:08
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The Apollo 11 crew used hundreds of autographs as life insurance.
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tishobg
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:38:17
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If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success.
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Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:40:08
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The Queen owns all the swans in England.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:40:30
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Someone stole the police station’s toilets. They have nothing to go on.
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tishobg
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:40:31
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Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
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Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:42:09
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A fortune cookie company once foretold the lottery, resulting in 110 winners.
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g_petro
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:42:09
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Random, you said? 
post edited by g_petro - 2021/06/09 12:44:21
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tishobg
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:42:40
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When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
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Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:44:10
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A meteor exploded over Earth with the force of 10 atomic bombs and everyone missed it.
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tishobg
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:44:50
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Namsta
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:45:19
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Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:46:11
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Louisiana is home to a rare pink dolphin.
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tishobg
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:47:49
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Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant
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Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:48:11
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A "moonbow" is a rainbow that happens at night.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:48:12
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? Attire.
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tishobg
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:50:05
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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Charles551
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:50:11
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Bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest.
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cgillard
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Re:most random thread ever
2021/06/09 12:50:50
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What does C.S. Lewis keep in his wardrobe? Narnia business.
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