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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 08:44:12
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They’re real and they’re spectacular.
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 09:27:07
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"I never said that"
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:01:32
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Most people with genital herpes don't know they have it. That's because in most people it produces either no symptoms or very mild ones.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:07:26
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God, I’ve had the worst itch right at the top of my ass for like three days. Are you writing? Don’t write that. We’re not doing quotes yet.
— Amelia Earhart
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:12:27
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While you’re thinking about it, get two of them. That way you’ll have a backup.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:15:04
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Britney, will you accept this rose?
— Karl Marx
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:16:23
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Are you a cop? Legally you have to tell me if you’re a cop.
— Aristotle
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:17:59
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God, I’ve had the worst itch right at the top of my ass for like three days. Are you writing? Don’t write that. We’re not doing quotes yet.
— Winston Churchill
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:19:43
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Hello, 911? I think I just glued a Cabbage Patch doll to my penis. Her name is Addison Earlene.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:20:47
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Sometimes I pretend I’m the Mayor of my kitchen and veto fish for dinner. ‘Too fishy’ is what I say!
— Gandhi
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:22:01
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Ha ha ha! Higher, Papa, toss me higher! Wheeeeeeee! I’m Papa’s little flying fairy!
— Benjamin Franklin
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:22:39
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I find ladies with 8 toes the most attractive.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:23:28
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Ha ha ha! Higher, Papa, toss me higher! Wheeeeeeee! I’m Papa’s little flying fairy!
— Confucius
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:25:14
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Walk softly and Carry a big stick.
- Socrates
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:25:38
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:26:55
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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. - Adolf Hitler
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:28:28
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
-An Alcoholic
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:28:42
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Sometimes it's best to just whip it out and consequences be damned.
- George Washington
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:29:52
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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." Colonel Sanders
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:31:32
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Tell that ****h Wendy to get in here and make that hamburger now.
- Dave Thomas
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:32:44
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There are more stars in the sky than there are atoms in the universe. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:33:04
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Get him out of that horse.
- John Wayne
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:34:53
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Sometimes you just can't eat all the haggis, and that's okay.
- Genghis Khan
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:35:00
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"Ask not what yor country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country!"
Kim Jong-Il
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:36:59
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I love hearing people laugh. -Helen Keller
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:37:52
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The best ants are the ones in the public restroom.
- Pablo Picasso
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:38:32
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"Hey guys! Its okay to download our new album from Limewire." -Lars Ulrich
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:39:28
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I don't make music, I make sounds with instruments and my mouth.
- David Bowie
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:41:36
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I only watch CNN for my news.
- Rupert Murdoch
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Re: most random thread ever
2018/02/11 10:43:26
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I have a Rapist's wit.
- James Carrey
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