For those who only take showers periodically

The actors who voiced Mickey and Minnie mouse from the 1980s to the 2010s were married!

A grown man dressed in pink shorts, wristbands, headband and sneakers with matching pink trim. He is bending over two water bottles on a short break after just one game of play, obsessed with the exact placement of said bottles. On his wrist is a wrist watch worth enough money to feed thousands of starving people for an entire year. This is the image I tuned into shortly after a needed nap. This is a sad joke.
 

Forgetful? Move to Eastern Pennsylvania where the word “jawn” can be used to a person, place, or thing you just can’t remember.

Apparently, the world’s fastest ant runs faster than Usain Bolt!

The longest noodle ever made is more than 10,000 feet long. That’s almost two miles! Wonder how long it would take us to slurp that?

Time stops at the speed of light.

If Betelgeuse exploded right now, the star’s last light show would brighten our sky for around two months.

Ok now I rly go sleep gn

Vacuum cleaners were originally horse-drawn.

Arabian horses have one less vertebrae than other breeds.