what happened to the ones that I posted were they a bit too close to the knuckle?
 

Well, I'm at the emergency room 😩. This day has kinda taken a turn for the worst. While I am out of town I got the chance to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in a while. Big mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but I got cocky. So we started going a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something. He was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup, so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn't stop. Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster. Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't attempt to ride it again. 

 
                                                      Where's the keys?
 
 
                

XrayMan
 
                                                      Where's the keys?
 
 
                

 In Soviet Russia, Keys lock YOU in car... ("in Soviet Russia" jokes are old enough we can bring them back as retro right?)

...and a baby alligator