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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 01:04:46 (permalink)
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phades

Rather smart dog there. I wonder how long it took to train it to do that.


He forgot to close the fridge door.. = lukewarm beer..

That is false! He tells the dog to close the fridge after but the GIF cut that out.


  
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 02:24:40 (permalink)


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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 15:58:46 (permalink)
The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner
Here's a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends.

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees.

The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.

Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car.

They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent.

The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.

Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti- Semitic, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords.

They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown.

And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show - Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.

I can hear your groans from here


                                       
                                                                       
                
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 16:03:10 (permalink)
That story is definitely worth the read haha xD
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 16:03:12 (permalink)
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The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner
Here's a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends.

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees.

The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.

Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car.

They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent.

The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.

Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti- Semitic, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords.

They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown.

And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show - Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.

I can hear your groans from here


 



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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 16:10:58 (permalink)




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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 19:00:51 (permalink)

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 19:36:26 (permalink)
If you have never heard of Tom Mabe, you need to listen to his stuff. Unfortunatley a lot can't be posted here due to language issues, but here is one that will givve you an idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s6yVnMYGt0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edViO7MCT_o&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIfc1Jq5p6M
post edited by rcranfield - 2011/08/05 19:59:43

   
  
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 20:16:45 (permalink)
 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 20:32:52 (permalink)
lol at FreddieW gif ^^^

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 20:35:49 (permalink)
 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 21:47:47 (permalink)


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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 22:55:44 (permalink)
 
     Son:>  Hey Dad, can I go to a 50 Cent concert?
 
     Dad:>  Sure Son! Here's a dollar, take your Sister too!      

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 22:58:08 (permalink)
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     Son:>  Hey Dad, can I go to a 50 Cent concert?

     Dad:>  Sure Son! Here's a dollar, take your Sister too!      


 
Much more funny then the person getting owned on the bike by the car.
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/05 23:09:24 (permalink)
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i dont get how this is funny.....

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/06 01:43:05 (permalink)


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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/06 05:41:38 (permalink)
" I just hate when you do that! "


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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/06 15:06:03 (permalink)

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/06 15:31:18 (permalink)
That car parked there is hilarious people are out of control.
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/06 16:34:32 (permalink)

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/06 16:52:39 (permalink)
Lmao^

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/06 16:54:39 (permalink)
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Arh haha that is a Win! A shopping cart put back exactly where it belongs!

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/06 23:48:27 (permalink)
 
                       

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/07 09:04:37 (permalink)
Two male mathematicians are in a bar.
 
The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics.
 
The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math.
 
The first mathematician goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the second calls over the waitress.
 
He tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he will call her over and ask her a question. All she has to do is answer one third x cubed.
 
She repeats `one thir -- dex cue'? He repeats `one third x cubed'.
 
Her: `one thir dex cuebd'? Yes, that's right, he says. So she agrees, and goes off mumbling to herself, `one thir dex cuebd...'.
 
The first guy returns and the second proposes a bet to prove his point, that most people do know something about basic math.
 
He says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first laughingly agrees.
 
The second man calls over the waitress and asks `what is the integral of x squared?'.
 
The waitress says `one third x cubed' and while walking away, turns back and says over her shoulder `plus a constant'!


post edited by hething - 2011/08/07 09:09:35

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/07 09:24:00 (permalink)
A math/computer science convention was being held. On the train to the convention, a bunch of math majors and a bunch of computer science majors were on the train. Each of the math majors had his/her train ticket. The group of computer science majors had only ONE ticket for all of them. The math majors started laughing and snickering.
Then, one of the CS majors said "here comes the conductor" and then all of the CS majors went into the bathroom. The math majors were puzzled. The conductor came aboard and said "tickets please" and got tickets from all the math majors. He then went to the bathroom and knocked on the door and said "ticket please" and the CS majors stuck the ticket under the door. The conductor took it and then the CS majors came out of the bathroom a few minutes later. The math majors felt really stupid.
So, on the way back from the convention, the group of math majors had one ticket for the group. They started snickering at the CS majors, for the whole group had no tickets amongst them. Then, the CS major lookout said "Conductor coming!". All the CS majors went to the bathroom. All the math majors went to another bathroom. Then, before the conductor came on board, one of the CS majors left the bathroom, knocked on the other bathroom, and said "ticket please."
 
 

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/07 11:09:40 (permalink)
^^

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/07 12:05:09 (permalink)
  
                                      
  
                 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/07 12:13:41 (permalink)
^^^ normal day, carry on :P

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/07 12:25:04 (permalink)
^ a bit dangerous?

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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?) 2011/08/07 12:42:10 (permalink)
not really if you have a short girl ;)

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