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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/30 15:39:12
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So here we go...
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and
slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and
proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing
50 mph, so I
pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly
undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife's back,
now with a
different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/30 15:47:44
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muawhahahaha, love it!!!!!!! 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/30 15:48:48
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 I look forward to this everyday joe. ftw!
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JoeZipp
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/30 15:51:32
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
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2010/09/30 15:56:13
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive ... so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started ...
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/30 16:00:08
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oh man oh man...... LOL!!!!
joe, you should limit your jokes to 2 or 3 per day.. so we can enjoy them every day :) just a suggestion.
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Last one for now...my son just finished homework and it's time to play !!
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it ... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started ...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.
And then the fight started....
muhahahah found your source joe XD
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
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2010/09/30 19:05:08
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comon, one in a time..... >:D
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^^Brilliant!!!
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i told burning kitty to get off mah computor! XD
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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wow, this thread is still around, its been what, a year or two?
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, (you are going to love this.....) "What's for dinner, Zorro?" And thats when the fight started....
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