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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/29 13:31:00
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/29 14:30:21
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hahahaha those are great ones Joe! LOL!
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/29 15:03:40
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Just another day around Casa Del Z 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/29 15:04:09
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Ok JoeZipp your going to have to stop, thats the second time I had to clean coffee from my keyboard..... 
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2010/09/29 15:12:32
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Last one for now...it's dinner time !!
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a
nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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A fireman says to his wife "honey we are going to do things more like we do at the firehouse".
"when I yell Bell:1 you take off your clothes, Bell:2 you get in bed, Bell:3 we have sex". Begrudgingly his wife agrees. The next night the fireman yells Bell:1 and she gets undressed, then Bell:2 and she gets in bed, Finally he yells Bell:3 and they start having sex. In the middle his wife yells "Bell:4" The fireman asks "whats Bell:4?" The wife reponds "Bell:4 means we need more hose you are nowhere near the fire!!"
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2010/09/29 16:06:33
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I just spit MY coffee into the keyboard !!
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/29 16:11:16
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Fear knocked at the door, Faith answered and nobody was there
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2010/09/29 16:13:07
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Last one for tonight
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take
care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more
important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for
a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only a minute, and
when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish
cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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That's it JoeZipp you are out of my will
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2010/09/29 16:52:58
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Tune in tomorrow night...there are a lot more but I'll spread them out a bit.
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/29 16:57:45
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LOL the last one...... no more for today joe? :(
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2010/09/29 17:25:41
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Very last one WD I'm going to play Madden '11 with my son.
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/29 17:41:03
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hahahahaha good one..... thanks!
go to play :P
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/09/29 20:40:48
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lol ^^ epic picture, AVGN anyone? Love that guy cracks me up everytime I watch his vids
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2010/09/29 20:59:54
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^^LOL 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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umm lol? I don't get it, but I herd you soviet mudkipz liekz u! 
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Kinda old but it'll make your day.
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