nick1551
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Monday, September 06, 2010 7:33 PM
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It's a quiet, 'recuperative' labor day. So I figured we'd have some fun, and I've seen and participated in one of these entertaining games.
And I don't think we have done this one before, that I could find.
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It goes like this: One person posts their wish. The next to post grants the wish, but then lists the horrible, horrible, but also funny consequences for having it come true. Then they post their own wish.
Example:
Person A: I wish I had a pet donkey.
Person B: Granted. You get a pet donkey. However, it kicks you in the face and knocks out all your teeth.
I wish I had a million dollars.
You should get more creative with it then that, but that's the gist of the game.
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Start:
I wish I had a giant asprin, to alleviate all my headaches for the rest of my life.
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 7:44 PM
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The giant aspirin will knock your head off, no more headaches cause you got no more head!
I'm wish is to own EVGA!
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[WildDog]
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 7:45 PM
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bear!!!!!!!!!! this game is for you buddy :)
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 7:56 PM
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Your zombie bites you & now your a zombie
I'm wish is to own Nvidia!
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 8:00 PM
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Granted, considering your behind 6 months you wont ever catch up.
I wish i could make a new GPU competative company.
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nick1551
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 8:05 PM
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Granted, you now own Mystikal graphix ltd, but before you sell your first gpu, you're bought out by Microsoft and now make their new line of teddy bears.
I wish I had a 55" LED monitor.
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 8:21 PM
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Granted you now own a LED monitor but it catches your house on fire.
I wish for a pet rock
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 8:23 PM
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You have your 55" LED monitor but the cable you need cost more then the 55" LED monitor!
I'm wish is to own Microsoft!
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 8:26 PM
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seabigbear
You have your 55" LED monitor but the cable you need cost more then the 55" LED monitor!
I'm wish is to own Microsoft!
Your late yet again sbb :P Granted you own Microsoft but apple buys you out because of poor marketing now you produce toys for 3 year olds. WHERE IS MY PET ROCK?? I WISHED FOR?
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 8:30 PM
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Here's your pet rock it's just setting there do nothing for you!
My wish is to own Cooler Master!
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 8:32 PM
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seabigbear
Here's your pet rock it's just setting there do nothing for you!
I'm wish is to own Cooler Master!
Granted you now own Cooler Master but aliens have now invaded and have demanded the capture of the owner of cooler master. I wish for a tree.
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 8:41 PM
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the Bear wishes all companies... boring!
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 9:37 PM
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granted you get a baseball that flies right through your head you are now dead
i wish i had power over time
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 9:56 PM
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Granted for power over time. Now that you have power over time your frozen in place!
I wish to be debt free!
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 9:57 PM
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Granted. You are debt free. But your family and friends are burning in hell. I wish to some day be able to buy a decent PC
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 10:05 PM
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Boogyman93
Granted. You are debt free. But your family and friends are burning in hell.
I wish to some day be able to buy a decent PC
Decent PC granted. But gets arrested for energy consumption! I wish for my family and friends back from burning in hell! 
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 10:08 PM
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Granted but it's a dell
I wish to win the TZC!
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 10:11 PM
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Granted. But your friends are burned corpses and your family is amputated and mentally retarded.
I wish, I wish I was a fish.
EDIT: bear, you're always to late
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 10:27 PM
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Your a fish now your fish & chips!
I wish the world was a video game!
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 10:44 PM
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The world has always been a video game, wish granted, but you don't know how to play it.
I wish I was on the ISS (international space station).
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Monday, September 06, 2010 11:02 PM
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Done. You are on the ISS and you are enjoying the beautiful view Earth has to offer. But you get hit by a meteorite and the void of space rips you and your crew to bits. I wish I would win the lottery.
post edited by Boogyman93 - Monday, September 06, 2010 11:03 PM
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 11:12 PM
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granted you are a millionare but the goverment family and friends suck you dry you are broke
i wish for a pony
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 11:20 PM
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your wish for a pony is granted, but then it takes a dump on you keyboard
i wish i never lost the game
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Monday, September 06, 2010 11:35 PM
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Nex_Lupus
granted you get a baseball that flies right through your head you are now dead
i wish i had power over time
Granted you have not lost the game but since I brought it up again you have lost yet again. I wish I was alive again :P
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Tuesday, September 07, 2010 0:18 PM
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Wish granted, you were brought back to life, but as a Sea Monkey so you die in 10 minutes.
I wish for Sharpies to be free for everyone.
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Tuesday, September 07, 2010 0:30 PM
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Wish granted,but they all get heartworm and die.
I wish I was the black plague.
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Tuesday, September 07, 2010 0:34 PM
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granted you just got cured the second you were born
i wish i was Nex Lupus =P
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Tuesday, September 07, 2010 0:35 PM
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Granted but there is a cure found for the black plague.
I wish I was not a sea monkey!!!
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Tuesday, September 07, 2010 0:54 PM
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Granted, you are now gum stuck to the bottom of Nex Lupus's shoe
I wish to win the next Powerball drawing of $62 million.
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Re:Corrupt-A-Wish
Tuesday, September 07, 2010 1:04 AM
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blkhackr
your wish for a pony is granted, but then it takes a dump on you keyboard
i wish i never lost the game
You win the game -- but the game is Hello Kitty Online. I wish that I could afford more computer goodies.
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