So it's essentially impossible to buy a GPU from a legit source, and you therefore have to buy them off Ebay or some other marketplace if you don't want to wait 8-12 months. And now if you buy an EVGA card there's a chance it's stolen and you'll receive no support. I hate thieves immensely, but I feel sorry for anyone that buys one of these all excited only to find this out after the fact.
Glad I've still got my old laptop xD