My friends, they've ignored this for 2+ months on the FTW3. Time to stop being an apologist (hopefully wwxww can learn to read his own definition), and understand that EVGA (moderated for language) up hard this generation and hardcoded an analog ratio in the load balancer chips that they cannot change on these initial/1st generation PCBs.
For multiple generations now Nvidia PCB designs have included chips that dynamically route power from 8-pins + pci-e slot to VRM stages, to enable even loading of VRMs and uniform pull from pci-e psu cables. Some chips have had digital controllers that could be adjusted via memory scan or bios/firmware updates, but EVGA appears to be using analog chips that take hard-set input voltages on chip pins to control the ratio (bearded hardware manually hardmodded this voltage to adjust ratio as part of his FTW3 unlocking). Note that this is separate from the voltage controller, which is digital on the kingpin and analog on the FTW3. Now, each 8-pin and pci-e slot have an individual power limit, measured via shunt, and the core (nvvdd+msvdd) and vram (fbvdd) each have an individual power limit, separate from the overall board power limit. The pci-e slot limit is around 80W. The hardcoded ratio on the balancer chips is set to low, that when the pci-slot is at 80W, the 8 pins are far below their individual power limits of 150W each. The reason Furmark etc can pull more is they pull way more power on VRAM, and the VRAM VRM stages do not appear to be balanced against pci-e slot like core does.
On a solution note, it looks like either RMA until you get a batch where they've adjusted the ratio on the chip, or since we've got the standard 7 shunt assortment you can just shunt the pci slot 5MO resistor like FTW3 (the blue circled on in bottom image). It's a wider shunt to accommodate the well isolated traces and I'm working on figuring out the best resistor to buy from digikey etc to stack or replace.