Damn it's a brand new ssd out of the box. It's hooked with sata cables to the Mobo and the PSU, and I clipped it into place on the mount on the other side of the Mobo. Is it not supposed to be vertical/clipped in?

What I recommend is to run the Windows setup again with only that drive connected. Delete from the Windows setup screen all of the very small drives and then format the SSD. It will probably look like this:
 

 
So delete all of those small partition and recovery drives. If offered the ability to then format the SSD then do so. Then attempt the install again. Make absolutely sure your BIOs is set to boot from your USB stick (if that is what you're using to install Windows 10). 
 

A machine-check exception (MCE) is a type of computer hardware error that occurs when a computer's central processing unit detects an unrecoverable hardware error in the processor itself, the memory, the i/o devices or on the system bus. It is not caused by software.

I'd suggest using another usb drive to install windows with. I'd also suggest trying to install windows on another storage device other than the one you're currently trying to install windows onto.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/

So I got the new SSD, and downloaded windows 10 64 bit to a brand new 16g USB. On startup with this new install of win 10, the BIOS splash screen appeared, and the windows dots spun 2 revolutions on the splash screen and then froze again. The copy downloaded successfully from Microsoft's website.
 
I tried using the USB that microsoft sent me, and it booted to the Black and white menu where you pick either 64 bit or 32 bit. upon picking 64 bit, the loading files screen appeared, and loaded all the way. Then, that went back to the BIOS splash screen and did the same circle twice and then freeze again. 
 
Is there some setting I need to select in either BIOS or the first windows install screen? Like selecting safe mode or something?  
 
To clarify, the only things hooked up to the computer during all of this is the keyboard, the USB stick, and the SSD. The computer boots to BIOS and then freezes after spinning a few times - the computer never gets to the windows set-up screens. This was tested with 2 brand new, different branded 1tb SSD's (sandisk and Samsung). Also tested with two different installs of windows (a copy downloaded from microsoft to a USB and a copy that came on Microsofts USB).

Sata based. The first ssd was a SanDisk 1tb, the one I bought today was a Samsung Evo 860 sata based ssd. Both plug into Mobo with sata cables and are being picked up by the Mobo.

I'll try both of those when i go home next, probably tomorrow. Does windows have a fit when theres more than one ram stick in?

Would the b360 bios pick up on the stick if it was faulty? I know the bios is recognizing both sticks on it's menu (in the top left).

Ok. Also, thank you for helping me so much the past few weeks, Sajin. Almost there!

Is it possible that the Mobo needs to be updated before doing anything else, either using the USB that came with the board or by downloading an update from the evga website?

I see. I'm starting to think it's just a bad motherboard for whatever reason.

Blaingerie
I see. I'm starting to think it's just a bad motherboard for whatever reason.

Did you ever remove the Motherboard from the Case and place it on a Static Free Surface and see if you can enter the Bios.
All you need is the 24-Pin Power Cable and the 8-Pin EPS/CPU Cable Plugged in on the Motherboard.
The CPU and One Memory Stick.
The GPU and the Power Cables.

Blaingerie
I'm away from my computer until at least tonight, but probably tomorrow. Im going to test all of that then.

So you haven't got around to doing what I suggested in post #45?

Hey, I've been very busy with work, finally got around to post an update.

The ram sticks all had the same result (alternating each, testing both slots one at a time with a total of four tests). Same results as before: loading files, back to bios splash, then crashing after the windows circles appear. I also tested the different sata ports on the board with no different results.