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1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 
 
2. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 

3. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 

4. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

5. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 

6. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 

7. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

8. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 

9. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam!” 

10. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I've lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I'm positive.” 

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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This is an awesome thread! I just read through it today while I was bored at work and was laughing pretty hard. Now I gotta find some images to contribute. 

126 pages?

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BigRat

hey bear, you almost let us without pics to post.. you alredy posted almost everything on the web :D

[WildDog]

hey bear, you almost let us without pics to post.. you alredy posted almost everything on the web :D

If I can get a pic of you then I will be done cause your the tale end of the joke!!!