I was looking at some photo's today and it reminded me of a story....
We live in BC Canada and we had some relatives visiting from Alberta. The wife had told the kids to be careful because we had coyotes, raccoons, skunks, in addition to birds and other wildlife that would visit our backyard.
They didn't bother us and they were fun to watch. Often a new little mother would setup housekeeping under our shop(or a neighbors) and raise her little ones in our backyard.
Not every year but every so often we would see them "wrestling" in the back yard and before long there would be a new family playing and generally having a good time.
I had heard the kids talking and there was mention of a skunk...didn't think much about it,..they had been warned.
Well.. a little while later I heard that the skunk was "sleeping" in the backyard.
This can't be good!
I am thinking the worst.
I immediately head down to investigate.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
The little skunk had gotten itself tangled up in a kids hockey net. It had done a roman candle and spun the strands into a thick rope around its neck.
It looked like a goalie facing down it's opposition...sigh.
Like a giant spider web, with the head poking out of the middle, lookin straight at me.
What to do?......Call animal control.. is my first thought....AND...
I leave a message...Sigh!
What to do?
I have a knife on my hip but that has got to be scary looking and dangerous if things go wrong...nope!
Ok scissors...get some scissors!...there is a pair hanging on the wall in the kitchen!...off I go straight past the side of the net...and as I am coming back I start approaching from the wrong side ...
Why? ...I have no idea but I did...and it's tail goes straight up showing me it's defense system...wrong end...lol
So I am standing on the right side of our little friend and wondering how I should approach this problem.
I don't feel good about leaning in holding on to a shiny object and threatening our little guest.
I know I don't feel good about it and doubt skunky is too thrilled either...so I start cutting the net about 3 feet away and start to talk softly about how things are going..to the skunk...after all no one else needs consoling...not me...I'm solid...I'm good...skunks understand English...when I say it's ok...things are fine...relax...it knows...
Well as I get closer maybe 2 feet away... the phone
RINGS!!!..
Animal Control!...
I decide that since they won't be there for a few hours, we don't need them ...skunky and I are going to be fine..but I take a direct number just in case.
As I return to the net and I am starting to make progress in cutting more netting...the cheering section for the skunk arrives..
"Your going to get sprayed" "Your going to get sprayed" seemed to be their rallying cry and you can see it is starting to encourage the skunk...sigh...
I gently turn to the wife and say
"yer not helpin" and the cheering section went quiet..
Now where was I... oh yes....yer gonna be fine...just relax..it's going to be fine... Just relax we're almost done.
And as I was about 3 inches from the little skunk I noticed it's
claws and they are
2 1/2 INCHES long...and round.. like Chinese toothpicks and the rope is solidly around its neck...an
INCH thick...
sigh I slid my baby finger between it's neck and the rope and gently keep cutting whispering quietly
"Please don't bite me"... "Please don't bite me" You could see the little guy is scared and at this point it slowly turns it's head towards my finger and...and..
sniffs me.
I keep cutting ... it
sniffs me again and the next thing I know it is free...gently moving it's head side to side it realizes it too ...slowly backing away and gently pawing the ground, as if, it's looking for food.
It trips a little and glances in my direction a final time, giving me a nod of approval.
I was right we didn't need Animal Control..lol
A week later a radio station was having a contest for bold Tobasco products...
"If anyone had a story they thought was BOLD to give them a call"...
My story won a wash bucket overflowing with Tobasco products because I thought it was a pretty bold thing to do..they agreed!
post edited by SmookinJoe - 2021/01/10 02:25:31