Texting while walking. Not good.
 
 
  

 
 
               It's a miracle!         
 
 
       

XrayMan
 
 
               It's a miracle!         
 
 
       

Sorry but if I am about to get hit by a car I am running on my broken leg, ankle or foot

Athena

XrayMan
 
 
               It's a miracle!         
 
 
       

Sorry but if I am about to get hit by a car I am running on my broken leg, ankle or foot

Some people will fake that type of injury for workers comp benefits, pan handling, etc.      

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2017/03/defeated-league-of-legends-player-rams-head-through-computer-monitor/
 
LMAO!! why do that when you can use your fist. Or better yet smack it with your keyboard. I like how committed he is with just siting there with his head in it.

 
              

A Male Fairy Tale:
 
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

krane

Randolla
A Male Fairy Tale:
 
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

Now that's a fairy tail with a good happy ending.

*Realistic ending to go with that story
 
Then he got old and realized that he had no one to care for him.  He had no one to call upon.  He was utterly alone with superficial memories - none of which meant anything in the end.  He wondered if he would have only chosen a different path if he would have been more fulfilled

krane

VegetaCreeper

krane

Randolla
A Male Fairy Tale:
 
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

Now that's a fairy tail with a good happy ending.

*Realistic ending to go with that story
 
Then he got old and realized that he had no one to care for him.  He had no one to call upon.  He was utterly alone with superficial memories - none of which meant anything in the end.  He wondered if he would have only chosen a different path if he would have been more fulfilled

Then he smiled and thought....Naa I'm good.

hahhha

 
                    

 
 
                                  SSD drives world problems.
 
 
                

 

BShurilla09

I laughed way too hard at this