Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-porn, you sick freak.
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest part she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".
I just received about 15 jokes that had me rolling titled Socially unacceptable humor, the ones above were the only ones clean enough to post, that were not too politically incorrect.