[14:56:19] ARavenousChimp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb6pJ4AEOoI
[14:56:37] ARavenousChimp: the only dance I know, next to the chicken dance.
[14:58:11] Drerex: Hmm! Let me see if I can do this.
[14:58:27] Drerex: ............................................________
[14:58:29] Drerex: ....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,
[14:58:37] Drerex: .............................,.-”...................................“-.,
[14:58:44] Drerex: .........................,/...............................................”:,
[14:58:52] Drerex: .....................,?......................................................\,
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[14:59:05] Drerex: ................./......................................................,:`^`..}
[14:59:11] Drerex: .............../...................................................,:”........./
[14:59:17] Drerex: ..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
[14:59:26] EVGAWeb_ShaneD: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
[14:59:34] Drerex: ............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../
[14:59:35] ARavenousChimp: you beat me to it 
[14:59:51] Drerex: Ah man
[14:59:55] DraginElite to EVGAWeb_ShaneD: i was waiting to see the end result ... but the thought had crossed my mind as well ... lol
[15:00:05] Drerex: lol
[15:00:19] EVGAWeb_ShaneD:
[15:00:29] Drerex:

 
                                           

 
                                         Oh brother! What a doofus! ROFL!   
 
                                   
 
                                                         Riot Fail in the 1st degree!

 
                                

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. 

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach  trees. 

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket  to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. 
 
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' 

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' 

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...' 

Some old men can still think fast.

 A woman from New York was driving through a remote part
 of Arizona when her car broke down.
  
An American Indian on horseback came along and
 offered her a ride to a nearby town.
 
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode
 off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes
 the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so
 loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills..
 
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the
 local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!'
 and rode off.
 
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?"
 asked the service-station attendant.
 
"Nothing," the woman answered  "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his
 waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
 
"Lady, "the attendant said, 
  "Indians don't use saddles."

Some of these are pretty funny. Does your car come with a Trunk Monkey ??
http://trunkmonkeyad.com/

 
                    Mommy had to go out for a few hours. Daddy is here though!