2011/08/06 16:52:39
vlad01
Lmao^
2011/08/06 16:54:39
vlad01
seabigbear



 
Arh haha that is a Win! A shopping cart put back exactly where it belongs!
2011/08/06 23:48:27
XrayMan
 
                       
2011/08/07 09:04:37
HeThing
Two male mathematicians are in a bar.
 
The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics.
 
The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math.
 
The first mathematician goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the second calls over the waitress.
 
He tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he will call her over and ask her a question. All she has to do is answer one third x cubed.
 
She repeats `one thir -- dex cue'? He repeats `one third x cubed'.
 
Her: `one thir dex cuebd'? Yes, that's right, he says. So she agrees, and goes off mumbling to herself, `one thir dex cuebd...'.
 
The first guy returns and the second proposes a bet to prove his point, that most people do know something about basic math.
 
He says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first laughingly agrees.
 
The second man calls over the waitress and asks `what is the integral of x squared?'.
 
The waitress says `one third x cubed' and while walking away, turns back and says over her shoulder `plus a constant'!


2011/08/07 09:24:00
HeThing
A math/computer science convention was being held. On the train to the convention, a bunch of math majors and a bunch of computer science majors were on the train. Each of the math majors had his/her train ticket. The group of computer science majors had only ONE ticket for all of them. The math majors started laughing and snickering.
Then, one of the CS majors said "here comes the conductor" and then all of the CS majors went into the bathroom. The math majors were puzzled. The conductor came aboard and said "tickets please" and got tickets from all the math majors. He then went to the bathroom and knocked on the door and said "ticket please" and the CS majors stuck the ticket under the door. The conductor took it and then the CS majors came out of the bathroom a few minutes later. The math majors felt really stupid.
So, on the way back from the convention, the group of math majors had one ticket for the group. They started snickering at the CS majors, for the whole group had no tickets amongst them. Then, the CS major lookout said "Conductor coming!". All the CS majors went to the bathroom. All the math majors went to another bathroom. Then, before the conductor came on board, one of the CS majors left the bathroom, knocked on the other bathroom, and said "ticket please."
 
 
2011/08/07 11:09:40
krane
^^
2011/08/07 12:05:09
XrayMan
  
                                      
  
                 
2011/08/07 12:13:41
Max killz
^^^ normal day, carry on :P
2011/08/07 12:25:04
HeThing
^ a bit dangerous?
2011/08/07 12:42:10
Max killz
not really if you have a short girl ;)

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