2011/01/27 23:18:43
seabigbear
Nex_Lupus

i dont get it bear -.-


seabigbear




2011/01/28 01:46:19
Sleinous
seabigbear



Bet that hurt :O
2011/01/28 10:59:05
seabigbear

2011/01/29 20:02:17
geek32

2011/01/30 01:11:17
XrayMan
 
    
2011/01/30 02:06:46
Sleinous
seabigbear



Oh dear :P If it hadnt been for the nice drawing it would have been quite easy to disobey the sign :P
2011/01/30 07:00:45
JoeZipp
I just got off the phone with a friend living in northern New Jersey.

He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.

His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.

He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.




2011/01/30 07:06:00
JoeZipp
A WINTER POEM
 
It's winter in New Jersey
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At five below.
Oh, how I love New Jersey
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, The weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave New Jersey
Cuz I'm frozen to the ground!
2011/01/30 07:08:14
JoeZipp
A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those “feelings” again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said .........

“Take the dog for a walk.”
2011/01/30 07:10:48
krane

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