A friend of mine just came back from Nantucket, he was there on a business trip. He told me how he got there in the morning and went to the hotel restaurant for lunch. His waiter asked him if he'd like some New England Clam Chowder because their's is considered the best. My friend told him no. He had lunch and went off to his meeting. He came back to the restaurant for dinner and the same waiter asked him if he'd like to have the New England Clam Chowder, insisting that he try it. My friend again told the waiter no. Later my friend went to his room, room 221, to sleep. Later in the night the man in room 321 called the front desk complaining of stomach distress. The staff immediately called for a doctor. The doctor happened to be at a bar and was 3 sheet to the wind when he came to the hotel. The staff gave the doctor the master key and he went up to room 221 and quickly gave the sleeping man inside an enema. My friend told me it was a nice hotel, but when they ask you if you'd like to have the clam chowder, just take it or else they will shove it up your a$$ while you sleep.