bucyrus5000 An old Indian was asked the name of his wife. He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse." "That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it mean?" "It's an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag."
bucyrus5000 A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor. "Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake." The doctor looked puzzled and asked, "What mistake was that?" "I said 'Hey this looks like yours hun!'"
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