An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside… “Guido, I wan’ you lissin-a me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your nice Rolex watch instead?”
“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man… Whatta are you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time’s Up’?”