A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support:   Are you running it under windows?

Customer:   'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
 

 
Tech  support: 'Okay Bob, let's  press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program  Manager.'

Customer:   I don't have a P.

Tech  support:   On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer:   What do you mean?

Tech support:   'P'.....on  your keyboard, Bob.

 Customer:   I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! 

lol joe hehe

Yo Joe  the "and then the trouble started " ones were great :)

Marriage is like a deck of cards.......
 


In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
 
By the end.............. you'll wish you had a $%&*# club and a spade

lol check this guys feed back
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/19...mp;hash=item20b5082ad5
 
= fail

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