2010/10/08 22:52:24
BlackKnight.KTN
LMFAO this thread is making me lose sleep 
2010/10/08 23:35:52
JeffreyHam
Those are all very funny guys!!! Here ya go!!!
 

2010/10/08 23:39:58
BShurilla09
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2010/10/09 07:32:08
RainStryke

2010/10/09 08:18:04
VengeancE16

2010/10/09 08:20:55
kram36
RainStryke




2010/10/09 10:15:18
robhall86

2010/10/09 16:20:41
JoeZipp
 Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
LAS VEGAS ,  BUT   THERE   ARE   MORE   CATHOLIC   CHURCHES  THAN CASINOS.

 NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY  FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

 THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.
2010/10/09 16:28:31
JoeZipp
 

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him He'd never been to church in his life. 

after Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" 

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat." 

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?" 

Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all." 

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?" 

Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat." 

2010/10/09 16:34:24
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