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WTH? AWESOME. I knew that Volkswagen were EVIL

I know this runs off topic, but Yea, nazi germany made many things. the VW bug, the breeding of the german shepard, porsche was originally a tractor for the farm lands in germany, untill the creation of the autoban came about did they create the sports car we know today, which is also german, the idea ruff draft of the US military digital camo which we now use today in all branches, and last but not least, the prototype of what became today as we know it the B-2 stealth bomber. Yep defeating germany had its victory and its perks. :-)

MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i heard this joke last nite


A blind guy walks into a bar










XD

vlad01

2 men walked into a bar
















The third ducked

A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."

The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"

The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."