Quoted from 'Gone Fishing' (page 1)
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out...
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone
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Before going to sleep, chuck norris looks under the bed for Bruce Lee.